Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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