My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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