Someone shit on the floor
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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