I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
where are my eyebrows?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
