I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
We are two peas in an std pod
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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