Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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