No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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