Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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