she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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