Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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