FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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