guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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