At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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