i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
