Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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