...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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