Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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