How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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