Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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