meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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