Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Shame is for Republicans.
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