Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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