also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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