it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I think your dad took our porno
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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