i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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