Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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