i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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