For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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