I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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