At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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