"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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