I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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