She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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