ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
So squirting runs in the family.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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