All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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