on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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