Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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