He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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