So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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