So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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