I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Just pee around me
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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