Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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