I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
birth control should be required to get into college
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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