Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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