ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
