This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
