she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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