She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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