What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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