Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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