talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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