how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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