I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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