I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
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